Albuquerque Journal (Albuquerque, NM)

Apartment First Step Toward Civility.

Byline: Getting a Life SARAH HUBBARD Of the Journal

It's time to address the situation. In the world there are troubled souls. These people have had a good life: They've been waited on hand and foot since day one; they've never had to learn how to fend for themselves. There have always been parents, siblings, significant others, roommates willing to pick up the slack. Until they are completely on their own, these people don't realize they have a problem. But problems arise when they start flying solo. They have to figure out how to clean, how to cook, how to fend for themselves.

We will call these people "guys." Guys have no gender here. Guys are just typical people without a clue. …

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