Albuquerque Journal (Albuquerque, NM)

Just a Few Tiny Rules.(Sports)

Byline: RICK WRIGHT Of the Journal

Hello, this is your new neighbor speaking. I'm moving in next door, right over here in West Texas. Maybe you've heard of me. My name is Bob Knight.

But you can call me Coach Knight. Or Mr. Knight. If you really suck up, I might let you call me The General. Don't ever call me just Bob, or just Knight, but we can talk more about that later.

Part of the reason I'm calling is to introduce myself, tell you how much I like the neighborhood we now share and to say I think we'll get along famously. I'm not the ogre my former landlord back in Indiana says I am.

Mostly, though, I'm calling to set some ground rules some do's and don'ts that, should you fail to comply, will earn you my eternal wrath instead of my everlasting friendship. …

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