Fire

The fire side.(Last Shout)

An American man was taken to hospital recently with a pay phone on his finger. His finger became stuck while he was trying to retrieve coins from the phone. Despite passers-by trying to free him, he was eventually forced to call emergency services, however, firefighters and telephone company engineers failed to free him. He was eventually freed in hospital after doctors gave him pain killers and used lubricant on his finger.

A Kent motorist was dismayed recently when he returned to where he parked his car to find it gone. He had left a window slightly open, which prompted a traffic warden to report it as abandoned, and a fire hazard. The Ford Escort was taken away and crushed, allegedly along with 2,000 [pounds sterling] worth of the owner's tools. …

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