The fire side: wouldn't it have been easier to say you had a headache ...?(Last Shout)(Brief Article)

An Eastern European man was recently arrested for setting a fire near his home, allegedly to dodge his wife's sexual advances. He reportedly set fire to the woods behind his home as he was too tired to have sex with his wife. As the fire grew he and his wife were evacuated from their home by firefighters as they fought to extinguish the blaze.

An unfortunate American man was recently arrested as his flat burned down. The man had escaped the burning building in is pyjamas, but being caught short, he answered the call of nature behind a tree in his back garden. However, an attending police officer arrested him for lewd conduct.

German firefighters recently attended a big incident, where they were required to rescue an elephant. …

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