The fire side: after this you'll get plenty of jokes about dipping your headlights ...(Last Shout)(Brief Article)

An elderly American lady was recently rescued from a retirement home swimming pool. The 90-year-old's 80-year-old neighbour saw the incident and jumped into the pool. He and another rescuer could not open the door, but managed to pull the lady free through the window. She explained that she had mistakenly pressed the accelerator instead of the brake. She escaped unhurt.

A group of hikers were recently rescued by helicopter from an irate bull in an Alpine meadow. The group of five were hiking in Austria when the bull charged them and then continued to harass them as they hid in a copse. The emergency helicopter was dispatched when they called for assistance on their mobile. …

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